Em que pensamos quando estamos a correr

É mais ou menos isto que o Buzzfeed descreve com graça:

If I leap to avoid dog shit, does that make me a CrossFit athlete?
What the heck is CrossFit anyway?
Mental reminder: Google CrossFit when I get home.
If I ever get home.
If I had a heart attack right now, I wonder who would find my body.
OMG, I hope I never find a dead body. Joggers always find dead bodies.
Bodies. Body. Bod-ay. Runnin’ all day, no one can catch … may.
OK, I must be halfway done by now.
What?! Only two miles in?
Alright, stay focused. What am I going to eat when I get home?

E os pensamentos, do princípio ao fim, podem lê-los aqui.